• Smut Slam Berlin: "Blood and Guts" (Oct 21)

  • Mo, 21.10.2019 ab 19:00 Uhr
  • Lovelite Berlin
    haasestr.1
    10245 Berlin
Smut Slam Berlin: "Blood and Guts" (Oct 21) - Lovelite Berlin - Berlin

Smut Slam Berlin: because sometimes sex gets messy.This Oct 21st, Berlin's only dirty storytelling open mic--based on real life, real lust, real sex--rolls back into Lovelite in Friedrichshain (Haasestr 1) for our Halloween edition, with the theme of "BLOOD AND GUTS." Visits to the emergency room! Spectacular accidents! Terrifying mid-fuck moments! Make us fall off the edges of our seats, or groan from the sheer grossness of it all.For this one time a year, COSTUMES ARE ENCOURAGED. Suggested theme: Sexy Things That Shouldn't Be Sexy, e.g. sexy bike rack, sexy Finding Nemo, sexy Angela Merkel. Make it REALLY TERRIBLE, because there will be a costume parade!Tickets: €8/adv, €10/door*** NOTE: Advance tickets DO NOT guarantee your seat. You must arrive earlier to snag a good spot; we recommend getting there by 7:30pm.Created and hosted by professional perv Cameryn Moore, the Smut Slam features real-life, first-person sex stories, guest stories from our panel of celebrity judges, and also THE FUCKBUCKET, a convenient receptacle for all your anonymous questions and confessions! CELEBRITY JUDGE PANEL TBA**** FUCKBUCKET PRIZE PROVIDED BY Njoy, long-time sponsor of Smut Slams and other Cameryn Moore events**** Storytelling prizes provided by the ever-generous Other Nature alternativer Sexladen **** THERE WILL BE CANDY.SMUT SLAMMERS sign up on the night to tell a 5-minute dirty story, based on their real lives, and a lucky eight to ten names will be drawn at random.RULES: - no notes (this is storytelling) - no costumes or props (this is not theatre) - only five minutes (with a one-minute grace period) AND - the story must be real and have happened to you. Stories often are funny and/or epic win, but we want to encourage people to consider sharing their sad, disturbing, poignant, serious, simple and/or "fail" experiences, too.IMPORTANT: Smut Slam is queer-friendly, kink- AND vanilla-friendly, fat-friendly, sex worker-friendly, virgin-friendly, polyamory-friendly, we're really, really friendly. We welcome people with all types and amounts of sexual experiences. We DO NOT welcome stories involving racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or any other kind of discrimination, objectification, or nonconsensual fetishization. All stories must be CONSENSUAL!NOT A SMUT SLAMMER? Don't worry. The audience is in for a good time at SMUT SLAM! Sit back and enjoy. All we ask is: - No interrupting. - No heckling. - No necking. Doors open at 7pm--come in early for your drink and the best choice of seats--and the smut starts slamming at 8. Admission is €8/advance and €10/door, €8/conc AT DOOR ONLY with ID. 18 and over please!**** Remember to bring your Frequent Filth card! If you don't have one yet, ask for it at the door!SMUT SLAM is CREATED by Cameryn Moore, an award-winning playwright/performer, sex activist and educator, and former phone sex operator. When not performing, riding the train, or actually having sex herself, Cameryn writes Sidewalk Smut: custom type-written erotica as street performance and literary art.Refund policy for those attending and not getting a seat;We will not issue refunds if safe standing room is still available. GET HERE EARLY, is what we're saying. :)